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You won’t believe what this Ginger says about what Gingers don’t want you to know! — June 21, 2016

You won’t believe what this Ginger says about what Gingers don’t want you to know!

by DP Flynn

I’ve always been a horrible monster. All my life, I’ve hidden in the shadows, dashed from dark corner to corner, hissing at the light. Unable to wear shorts, lest I blind innocent passers-by with pasty white legs. Knocking on doors after dark, pleading with the poor soul who answers to let me in, I’m lost, it’s cold, please Ma’am, I just need to call my mother…

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Late to the Party Movie Review: Dungeons & Dragons (2000) — June 16, 2016

Late to the Party Movie Review: Dungeons & Dragons (2000)

by DP Flynn

I’m sure you all know that certain cable companies will raise your subscription rates every now and then, seemingly at random, for mysterious reasons. I like to think it’s in the service of comedy. I know we’ve all been greeted by that surprise bump at the beginning of the month. Mine usually came with an incredibly alarming notice of pending shutoff, a week before the bill was due.

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Late to the party: Luc Besson’s Lucy (2014) — June 14, 2016

Late to the party: Luc Besson’s Lucy (2014)

 

by DP Flynn

Every time I watch a Luc Besson film I am hoping he brings his A game to the table – the game that brought us LEON, the best hitman-wrestles-with-pedophilia movie ever made. Don’t try and say it’s not. Anytime anyone anywhere near me asks the question “everyone?” I have to stop, get right in their face, and scream “EVERRRRYYYOOONEEE!” I even try to cram it in if the question is kind of applicable. Continue reading

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New Apps for a More Useful World of Usefulness — February 11, 2015

New Apps for a More Useful World of Usefulness

 by DP Flynn

Here at NEWSGLOB, we’re always on the lookout for solutions to modern problems. From our award-winning lifehacks series (coming soon) to our continuing consumer reviews (TBD), we are constantly working to present the very best in contemporary trouble-shooting. Normally in an article like this we would identify pain points, then go out into the app marketplace, test and then review helpful apps. Unfortunately, we were unable to find any apps addressing our most important concerns. So we just rolled up our sleeves and made them ourselves. Here then, are 2015’s most practical and wonderfullest apps for making solutions and time-saving:

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ASK THE EXPERTS: WHO ARE THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY? — January 12, 2015

ASK THE EXPERTS: WHO ARE THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY?

by DP Flynn


In tonight’s episode of ASK THE EXPERTS, I review the hit comic book movie, Guardians of the Galaxy. As a completely obscure comic book that sixteen people all over the world are intimately familiar with, the Guardians of the Galaxy were an obvious choice for the next big blockbuster treatment from Marvel studios. Who are the Guardians of the Galaxy, you ask? Let’s find out!

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5 Things You Can Do If You Are A Male After A Pack Of Hungry Wolves Have Bitten Off Your Penis — January 11, 2015